My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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