i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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