i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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