Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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