She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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