Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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