Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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