That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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