Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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