Have you finally orgasmed yet?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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