is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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