how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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