You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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