He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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