Joe is yelling at the trees again.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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