I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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