some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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