I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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