so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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