bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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