Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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