we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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