You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
we made out on top of his cat.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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