I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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