I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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