I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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