you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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