Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i will never coherently bang her
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
