Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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