she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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