It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Fuck appropriateness.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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