do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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