new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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