This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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