I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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