Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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