$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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