BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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