ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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