dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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