why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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