Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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