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• (937): View more from Ohio

  wtf. i just found you're porn stash.

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  u like it?

  (937): View more from Ohio

  NOT THE POINT.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore

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• (904): View more from Florida

  i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT

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• (925): View more from California

  I hope this adventure ends at a hospital

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.

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• (909): View more from California

  is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.

  (440): View more from Ohio

  Ok. That just sounds baller.

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