so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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