Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down.. http://tfl.nu/yoii
  Replies (15) Good night (1525) Bad night (606)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to

  (1-845): View more from New York

  i wanted you to too

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to (1-845): i wanted you to too http://tfl.nu/498i
  Replies (15) Good night (811) Bad night (1382)
• Favorite

  (712): View more from Iowa

  She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (712): She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow... http://tfl.nu/48nf
  Replies (5) Good night (770) Bad night (1142)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...

  (716): View more from New York

  what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  self-loathing.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night... (716): what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk? (617): self-loathing. http://tfl.nu/qojo
  Replies (7) Good night (1074) Bad night (3128)
• Favorite

  (954): View more from Florida

  You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (954): You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone. http://tfl.nu/c0ys
  Replies (33) Good night (3953) Bad night (661)
• Favorite

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (920): in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish http://tfl.nu/24oc
  Replies (27) Good night (5383) Bad night (801)
• Favorite

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (651): I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated" http://tfl.nu/zfhg
  Replies (29) Good night (1566) Bad night (8725)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants? http://tfl.nu/1myu
  Replies (33) Good night (2062) Bad night (4608)
• Favorite

  (779): View more from Illinois

  should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (779): should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark? http://tfl.nu/0hyg
  Replies (8) Good night (3585) Bad night (1247)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook. http://tfl.nu/6m40
  Replies (21) Good night (1151) Bad night (4881)
• Favorite

  (334): View more from Alabama

  Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (334): Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions. http://tfl.nu/wk8c
  Replies (1) Good night (1273) Bad night (648)
• Favorite

  (250): View more from British Columbia

  Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (250): Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo http://tfl.nu/a9s7
  Replies (6) Good night (1736) Bad night (862)
• Favorite

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?

  (1-920): View more from Wisconsin

  Yes and yes

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (920): Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend? (1-920): Yes and yes http://tfl.nu/cdzo
  Replies (4) Good night (2113) Bad night (754)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad. http://tfl.nu/o7dx
  Replies (3) Good night (1529) Bad night (429)
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u

  (815): View more from Illinois

  U act like I can cum on command

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u (815): U act like I can cum on command http://tfl.nu/wvuj
  Replies (3) Good night (658) Bad night (279)

Randomize