Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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