Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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