just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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