didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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