I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
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He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
We left an ass print on the piano.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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