i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
