I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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