He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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