As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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