Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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