Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.

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(979): View more from Texas

we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?

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(586): View more from Michigan

She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.

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(248): View more from Michigan

your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.

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(949): View more from California

'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear

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(301): View more from Maryland

He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?

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(406): View more from Montana

Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.

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(716): View more from New York

i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him

(516): View more from New York

all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN

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