i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
