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• (619): View more from California

  So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate

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• (559): View more from California

  Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.

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• (213): View more from California

  My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets

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• (469): View more from Texas

  He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.

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• (805): View more from California

  I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.

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  When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.

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