Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!